FIFTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE:

A guitarist dies and is quite please to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of Guitar Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.

"This is Stevie Ray's room here..." says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Stevie Ray!"
"And this is Jimi's room..." and the guitarist is totally over the moon.

Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Yngwie here?" Peter shakes his head sadly and says "I'm afraid he went... the "other" way..."

The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He is woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing a really fast harmonic minor lick - and it sounds just like Yngwie. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely. Someone in the next room is playing really fast neo-classical shreds through what sounds very much like a vintage Strat. The guitarist is confused as it sounds so much like Yngwie. The next day he tells Peter that he is almost certain that Yngwie's in the next room.

Peter pulls him to one side, and whispers into his ear, "Shhh.... don't tell anyone. That's God. He thinks he's Yngwie Malmsteen"

[quote="StevenB130"]"I'm afraid he went... the "other" way..."

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lol, coded

Good joke Steve.

[quote="kudos anyone?"][quote="StevenB130"]"I'm afraid he went... the "other" way..."

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hahaha golden.

Sometimes I'm really, really sad that I'm a guitarist.

Because your technique and song writing ability is not even comparable to that of the Maestro's?

[i]I thought so.[/i]

In the future I will only listen to guitar jazz, guitar jazz fusion, and neo-classical shred metal. I will also make absolutely sure that I can't read music, and have really shaky time. I will then proceed to sit in guitar center all day and shred. I will also be bald or have a pony tail.

EDIT: Sometimes I say the word "and," even when it's horribly inappropriate.

[quote="TuffGhost"]I will also be bald and/or have a pony tail.[/quote]

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hot.

[quote="TuffGhost"]:(

In the future I will only listen to guitar jazz, guitar jazz fusion, and neo-classical shred metal. I will also make absolutely sure that I can't read music, and have really shaky time. I will then proceed to sit in guitar center all day and shred. I will also be bald or have a pony tail.

EDIT: Sometimes I say the word "and," even when it's horribly inappropriate.[/quote]
If you're talking about me, I CAN read music, i don't like fusion, i don't know what you're getting at with shaky time, and i hate guitar center, and i'm not an 80's porn star, either.

i laughed at it.

[quote="StevenB130"][quote="TuffGhost"]:(

In the future I will only listen to guitar jazz, guitar jazz fusion, and neo-classical shred metal. I will also make absolutely sure that I can't read music, and have really shaky time. I will then proceed to sit in guitar center all day and shred. I will also be bald or have a pony tail.

EDIT: Sometimes I say the word "and," even when it's horribly inappropriate.[/quote]
If you're talking about me, I CAN read music, i don't like fusion, i don't know what you're getting at with shaky time, and i hate guitar center, and i'm not an 80's porn star, either.[/quote]

Guitar Center sucks cock.

But so do 80's porn stars!

Congratulations Steve, that is the lamest joke ever.