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Author:  Cloudy_One [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:38 am ]
Post subject:  Hideous, mind-oblitherating, unspeakably terrible lyrics
One rule: Don't cite instances of bad grammar regarding a lyric with slang. I know that knocks away a lot of rap/hip-hop, but just saying something in a silly way doesn't mean it's a terrible lyric.

I'm talking about those moments where you can't help but feel ashamed for the human race once a particular phrase is uttered from the radio.

[b]Howie Day - Collide[/b]

"I'm open, you're closed"

[img]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/Cloudy_Two/facepalmgirl.jpg[/img]

Good fucking god. So unbelievably lazy sounding, yet so frustrating to hear because it sounds like Captain Obvious getting an arrogant streak. "[i]I'm[/i] open, and [i]you[/i] are closed." YEAH!? WHAT OF IT, YOU DICK?

Also, "You make a first impression"

A good one? A bad one? Average? Please elaborate, douche.

It's a hideous song to begin with, but those lines really throw it beyond the shit pile.
Author:  TehParamount [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:32 am ]
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The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Part 1

Her name is Yoshimi - she's a black belt in karate
Working for the city - she has to discipline her body -
Cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat these
Evil machines - I know she can beat them -

Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots defeat me
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots eat me

Those evil natured robots - they're programmed to
Destroy us - She's gotta be strong to fight them -
So she's taking lots of vitamins - cause she knows that
It'd be tragic if those evil robots win - I know
She can beat them -
Author:  terra [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:57 pm ]
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I CAN FEEL
Author:  sheerheartattack [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:59 pm ]
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GOO GOO G'JOOB!
Author:  skoolyardpunk [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:35 pm ]
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Pine*Am - Red Car.

"he rikes, fast cars, i rike chocarate barss"






wow.
Author:  sheerheartattack [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:16 pm ]
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That's just making fun of ESL artists. You can't do that.
Author:  [Mr. Lostman] [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:34 pm ]
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ROCK'N'ROLL SINNERS
Author:  overAmped [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:52 pm ]
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Any song that uses the phrase "Nothing lasts forever".
Author:  Camio [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:56 pm ]
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MudHoney- No End in Sight
The way I see it you must be blind
But can you spare a dime?

the poet in me is choking on that forced end-rhyme.
Author:  Blank [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:48 pm ]
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Kimi no PAPA o-korashite! Kimi no PAPA o-korashite!
Just kidding. Here's the real one:

EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OHHHH NEEEEIIIIII EEEEEIIIN!
Author:  [Mr. Lostman] [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:05 pm ]
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Sweet sweet baggy days. Sweet sweet baggy days. Sweet sweet baggy days. Baggy days.
Author:  Utsuseru [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideous, mind-oblitherating, unspeakably terrible lyrics
I'm blue abadidabadi
Author:  sheerheartattack [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:30 pm ]
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[quote="overAmped"]Any song that uses the phrase "Nothing lasts forever".[/quote]

And it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain.
Author:  zenkalia [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:59 pm ]
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guys, you're all forgetting that guns and roses rocks.
Author:  [Mr. Lostman] [ Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:51 pm ]
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[b]MIMS- This is Why I'm Hot[/b]

[:Chorus:]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm hot (Uh)
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly (fly)
[b]You ain't cause you're not [/b]
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
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