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Cloudy_One
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Location: World 5
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 Hideous, mind-oblitherating, unspeakably terrible lyrics One rule: Don't cite instances of bad grammar regarding a lyric with slang. I know that knocks away a lot of rap/hip-hop, but just saying something in a silly way doesn't mean it's a terrible lyric.
I'm talking about those moments where you can't help but feel ashamed for the human race once a particular phrase is uttered from the radio.
[b]Howie Day - Collide[/b]
"I'm open, you're closed"
[img]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/Cloudy_Two/facepalmgirl.jpg[/img]
Good fucking god. So unbelievably lazy sounding, yet so frustrating to hear because it sounds like Captain Obvious getting an arrogant streak. "[i]I'm[/i] open, and [i]you[/i] are closed." YEAH!? WHAT OF IT, YOU DICK?
Also, "You make a first impression"
A good one? A bad one? Average? Please elaborate, douche.
It's a hideous song to begin with, but those lines really throw it beyond the shit pile.
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All around the country and coast, coast...
[b]YEAAAAAAH TOAST!! AUHHHHHHHN TOAST!![/b]
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TehParamount
tiny buster
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:50 am
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The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Part 1
Her name is Yoshimi - she's a black belt in karate
Working for the city - she has to discipline her body -
Cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat these
Evil machines - I know she can beat them -
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots defeat me
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots eat me
Those evil natured robots - they're programmed to
Destroy us - She's gotta be strong to fight them -
So she's taking lots of vitamins - cause she knows that
It'd be tragic if those evil robots win - I know
She can beat them -
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terra
administrator
Joined: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:23 am
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Location: under the sun
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I CAN FEEL
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come on sunshine, let's be off
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sheerheartattack
terra's homie
Joined: Mon Feb 20, 2006 1:23 am
Posts: 5702
Location: New Jersey
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GOO GOO G'JOOB!
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skoolyardpunk
contact admin for a custom title
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Location: 1994, in the huge cd store
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Pine*Am - Red Car.
"he rikes, fast cars, i rike chocarate barss"
wow.
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sheerheartattack
terra's homie
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Location: New Jersey
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That's just making fun of ESL artists. You can't do that.
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[Mr. Lostman]
Please?
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Location: HARRO PORTRAND
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ROCK'N'ROLL SINNERS
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overAmped
premium buster
Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:11 pm
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Any song that uses the phrase "Nothing lasts forever".
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Camio
stalker
Joined: Mon Nov 21, 2005 12:55 pm
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Location: The one way train out of the universe.
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MudHoney- No End in Sight
The way I see it you must be blind
But can you spare a dime?
the poet in me is choking on that forced end-rhyme.
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Kimi no PAPA o-korashite! Kimi no PAPA o-korashite!
Just kidding. Here's the real one:
EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OHHHH NEEEEIIIIII EEEEEIIIN!
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[Mr. Lostman]
Please?
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Sweet sweet baggy days. Sweet sweet baggy days. Sweet sweet baggy days. Baggy days.
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Utsuseru
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Re: Hideous, mind-oblitherating, unspeakably terrible lyrics I'm blue abadidabadi
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sheerheartattack
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[quote="overAmped"]Any song that uses the phrase "Nothing lasts forever".[/quote]
And it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain.
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zenkalia
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guys, you're all forgetting that guns and roses rocks.
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[Mr. Lostman]
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[b]MIMS- This is Why I'm Hot[/b]
[:Chorus:]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm hot (Uh)
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot
I'm hot cause I'm fly (fly)
[b]You ain't cause you're not [/b]
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
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