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Post Hideous, mind-oblitherating, unspeakably terrible lyrics
One rule: Don't cite instances of bad grammar regarding a lyric with slang. I know that knocks away a lot of rap/hip-hop, but just saying something in a silly way doesn't mean it's a terrible lyric.

I'm talking about those moments where you can't help but feel ashamed for the human race once a particular phrase is uttered from the radio.

[b]Howie Day - Collide[/b]

"I'm open, you're closed"

[img]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/Cloudy_Two/facepalmgirl.jpg[/img]

Good fucking god. So unbelievably lazy sounding, yet so frustrating to hear because it sounds like Captain Obvious getting an arrogant streak. "[i]I'm[/i] open, and [i]you[/i] are closed." YEAH!? WHAT OF IT, YOU DICK?

Also, "You make a first impression"

A good one? A bad one? Average? Please elaborate, douche.

It's a hideous song to begin with, but those lines really throw it beyond the shit pile.

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The Flaming Lips - Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, Part 1

Her name is Yoshimi - she's a black belt in karate
Working for the city - she has to discipline her body -
Cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat these
Evil machines - I know she can beat them -

Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots defeat me
Oh Yoshimi
They don't believe me
But you won't let those
Robots eat me

Those evil natured robots - they're programmed to
Destroy us - She's gotta be strong to fight them -
So she's taking lots of vitamins - cause she knows that
It'd be tragic if those evil robots win - I know
She can beat them -


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I CAN FEEL

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Pine*Am - Red Car.

"he rikes, fast cars, i rike chocarate barss"






wow.

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That's just making fun of ESL artists. You can't do that.


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Any song that uses the phrase "Nothing lasts forever".


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MudHoney- No End in Sight
The way I see it you must be blind
But can you spare a dime?

the poet in me is choking on that forced end-rhyme.


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Kimi no PAPA o-korashite! Kimi no PAPA o-korashite!
Just kidding. Here's the real one:

EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OHHHH NEEEEIIIIII EEEEEIIIN!

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Sweet sweet baggy days. Sweet sweet baggy days. Sweet sweet baggy days. Baggy days.


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Post Re: Hideous, mind-oblitherating, unspeakably terrible lyrics
I'm blue abadidabadi

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[quote="overAmped"]Any song that uses the phrase "Nothing lasts forever".[/quote]

And it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain.


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guys, you're all forgetting that guns and roses rocks.

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[b]MIMS- This is Why I'm Hot[/b]

[:Chorus:]
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x] Uh
This is why I'm hot (Uh)
This is why I'm hot [2x]
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot

I'm hot cause I'm fly (fly)
[b]You ain't cause you're not [/b]
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm hot [2x]


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