this is a nonfiction tale of the buster legend.
legend tells us of a happy zoo in bubble town off of swanky street. only those who can feel that hybrid rainbow can find this zoo. unknown to many, the heart is there. this heart is the key to saving the planet and its sacred fool. legend also tells of the conlflicting forces fighting for the heart-- those under the blues drive monster, seeking its energy, and those under the last dinosaur, striving for liberty. the immense power of the heart can only be contained by living creatures using the secret artifacts, the ice pick and the buiscut hammer. each side contains one, but in order for them to have effect, they must be used together. swanky street exists in terminal heaven and to get there, one must journey through many locations. the story that unfolds from here is a tale of competition and heroism.
let's see if thats true or not...

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Here's a Serious Plan for you to consider:

Kill yourself.

well i think that was unessecary. somebody (you) has been licking to much dog scrotum.
ps. kind of hypocritical looking at your sig

it's funny how people think they can be douchebags online just because they have no social life outside of the internet.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'm drunk right now, but based on GR's first reply to this thread, I think I should lock it.

BTW I lol'd IRL.

But that's only because you were drunk, dude.