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Marekenshin
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Joined: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:28 pm Posts: 12301 Location: Lost Angels
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
Now taking all bets on the reason behind Jun's firing.
I'm going with "dead hookers." Suspected but unproven, of course. Always kept a bit hush-hush, good cause to keep a visa denied. What's your guys' thoughts?
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Cloudy_One
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Joined: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:58 am Posts: 2283 Location: World 5
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
Many paraphilias + many drinky drinks
"Is he doing that anal vore bullshit again? He promised to keep that shit on Pixiv!" "Why is there cat litter on his feet?" "For fuck sake, he won't stop texting "I'll cuck ya, m8!" "HANDHOLDING?! SHIT'S NASTY BRUH"
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Brye916
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Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:27 am Posts: 1881 Location: San Francisco
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED from the pillows
[quote="SteppinLoud"]: "Jun, your power-stance may amuse the masses, but I've been bobbing my head around since heads have been able to be bobbed. You're done son." [/quote] This is fucking gold 
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Aplaca
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Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:00 am Posts: 1670 Location: world wide web
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
He was a huge otaku. Always missing rehearsals because he was caught up reading copious amounts of dirty, nasty K-On! doujins and obsessively buying and trading rare Amiibos
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IndifferentOrganism
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Joined: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:57 pm Posts: 66 Location: Ice House In The Alps
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
[img]http://img-cdn.jg.jugem.jp/682/2678606/20130411_1112347.jpg[/img] Y: Hey, Suzuki. What're you doing?
S: Ehh.! NOTHING!... nothing. *quickly crams magazine in duffel bag*
Y: Hey what was that?
S: What was what? *nervous*
Y: In your bag? *walks over, pulls out magazine*
[img]http://img-cdn.jg.jugem.jp/682/2678606/20121210_838458.jpg[/img]
Suzuki was over come with grief, how could he face his fellow bandmates, after Yamanaka had discovered his filthy porn obsession. His duffel bag that was nearly bursting with hundreds of dirty magazines, had been compromised. The look of disapproval on Yamanaka's face told him all he needed to know. His time with the pillows, had come to a close.
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rockman240
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Joined: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:31 pm Posts: 1202 Location: penalty field
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
 I had no idea Jun was such a sleazy bastard! I'm glad to hear that troublemaker is gone. Maybe now Sawao can finally focus on his singing lessons.
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Thu May 28, 2015 3:13 pm |
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Brye916
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Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:27 am Posts: 1881 Location: San Francisco
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
Are we just going to ignore the fact that indifferentorgasm has these ridiculous photos of Sawao??? One with an AV Idol magazine!!! 
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Thu May 28, 2015 9:15 pm |
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IndifferentOrganism
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Joined: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:57 pm Posts: 66 Location: Ice House In The Alps
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
[quote="Brye916"]Are we just going to ignore the fact that indifferentorgasm has these ridiculous photos of Sawao??? One with an AV Idol magazine!!!  [/quote] You can thank Jun for posting them to his blog. I've been waiting so long to post these. [img]http://img-cdn.jg.jugem.jp/682/2678606/20131201_1790632.jpg[/img]
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Thu May 28, 2015 9:47 pm |
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Aplaca
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Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:00 am Posts: 1670 Location: world wide web
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Wow Jun ever heard of white balance lol what a prick
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Fri May 29, 2015 10:17 am |
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Marekenshin
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Joined: Mon Mar 14, 2005 3:28 pm Posts: 12301 Location: Lost Angels
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
"Jun, if you post one more of those unflattering photos I swear to god I'm going to plant cocaine in your bag and call the cops on you."
"lol whatever Sawao-kun."
[img]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/Marekenshin/jun-1.jpg~original[/img]
"Shit."
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taichikun14
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Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:13 pm Posts: 31
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED from the pillows
Oh, just found out about this today. Damn, didn't see that coming.
[quote="Marekenshin"] I mean, I like Jun's bass quite a lot. And for a lot of people, especially Japanese fans who could see them live frequently, Jun was THE bassist for the pillows for as long as they've known the band, so a lot of people are a bit sad about it, especially with it coming out of left field.[/quote]
I'll admit that I am one of those people who are sad about it. I became a pillows fan when he was already the bassist and in every concert I've seen, he was there (except for the 2 SF concerts I attended and the 1st movement DVD). So yeah, for me, Jun was THE bassist. Loved how he played. It always kinda bummed me out that he wasn't included in most PVs, photoshoots, etc. and always remained the "guest bassist." I'd often wonder, how many years does a guy gotta clock in to become a full fledged member?
Sorry this was more of a ramble than a speculation. I'm still just shocked. Reading this thread helps put a fun spin on things though.
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Marekenshin
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
Yeah, everyone's humor about the situation definitely helps soften the blow. That and the undying hope for the glorious return of our Lord and Savior, Kashima Tatsuya-chan. [img]http://cdn.discogs.com/05RaDiwQmHPzfryeAfLx3FnZ2rs=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/A-556882-1174869098.jpeg.jpg[/img]
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Marekenshin
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
Kashima's playing bass for them on their July 27th show. https://twitter.com/thepillowsJPN/statu ... _medium=fb
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rockman240
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Ooooh, looks like somebody might be getting back together... Everyone tell Kashima and the pillows what a cute couple they make.
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Thu Jul 23, 2015 5:54 pm |
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Aplaca
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Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:00 am Posts: 1670 Location: world wide web
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 Re: Jun Suzuki FIRED: come speculate
Looks like someone's getting back together with their hot ex-boyfriend. They never [i]really[/i] loved Jun. Only strung him along out of fear of being alone.
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