I swear, some of these games just ...suck and I could write better stories than some of these mofo's.
It's kinda hard to explain my frustration, y'know? But I would really, really, love to be the guy who gets like, the final say-so in how stories are put up when they make video games. As an example, I give you this imaginary scenario:
Story guy: You wanted to see me sir?
Me: *With my back facing the guy looking out the window, doing that cliche thing, turning in my chair cocking my head and going: "Hmm? Oh! Yes, yes, please sit down."
*Story guy sits down*
Me: All right, I'm going to get to the point right away. You're a good writer, we all know that.
Guy: I'm sorry, I don't follow sir...
Me: Hold on, hold on.
Guy: *stammers*
Me: Now, this recent submission you gave me... Why on earth did you throw in this dream crap? Seriously, the story was working fine, and out of the blue you just spring this up out of nowhere. Now, I like the ingenuity of it, but this doesn't even make sense.
Guy: *Begins explaining, only to be cut off.*
Me: Look, it's bullshit, we're a major company here and I won't tolerate such nonsense when it's my job to make sure that we produce quality games. To do that, I have to make sure they make sense and that they're driven, deep, and inspiring. What you did here, you just took a shot in the darkness and hoped that you hit the mark. Well you didn't. Now get out of my office and think of something else.
And that's how I'd lay down the law.
Anyone guess what game I'm talking of?
