a thread to post your most favorite and memorable quotes from films/animations/t.v. show's you've seen n_n


[b]fight club[/b]
[color=green][i]Narrator[/i][/color]: You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?


[b]big fish[/b]
[color=olive][i]Ed Bloom (Age 10)[/i][/color]: I was thinking about death and all. About seeing how you're gonna die. I mean, on one hand, if dying was all you thought about, it could kind of screw you up. But it could kind of help you, couldn't it? Because you'd know that everything else you can survive.


[b]the matrix[/b]
[color=red][i]Agent Smith[/i][/color]: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure.


[b]memento[/b]
[color=brown][i]Leonard Shelby[/i][/color]:I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.


[b]one hour photo[/b]
[color=indigo][i]Sy Parrish[/i][/color]:[Quoting Deepak Chopra] The things you're most afraid of have already happened.


[b]monk[/b]
[color=violet][i]Captain Stottlemeyer[/i][/color]: [referring to Monk] How does he do it? I have two eyes, I see everything that he sees, but... I don't see what he sees.

"Oh, I feel so depressed." ~ Marvin [[i]Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy[/i]]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it."

This one should be obvious.

"un un un un un un un un"
-pornography

Mr. Blume: Now for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the cross-hairs. And take them down.

-Rushmore
best advice I ever recieved from a movie.


RAAAAAAAZLE DAAAAAAAAAZLE!!
also good advice

"Take 'er to tha zoo! I hear reta'ds like tha zoo!"

Some dude in Rocky.

I thought this was about the band.

[b]bill and ted's excellent adventure[/b]
[i]Rufus[/i]: Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I'm telling you, everything is great. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt... is clean. Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more waterslides than any other planet we communicate with. I'm telling you, it's great. But it almost wasn't. You see, 700 years ago the Two Great Ones ran into a few problems. So now I must travel back in time to help them out. If I should fail to keep these two on the correct path, the basis of our society will be in danger. Don't worry. It'll make sense. I'm a professional.


[b]lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring[/b]
[while being chased by Farmer Maggot]
[i]Merry[/i]: I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
[i]Pippin[/i]: And some cabbages. And then those three bags of potatoes we lifted last week, and... and... the mushrooms, the week before.
[i]Merry[/i]: Yes, Pippin, my point is, he's clearly over-reacting. Run!


[b]final fantasy: the spirits within[/b]
[i]Aki[/i]: Every night, the same dream, the same strange planet. But why? What are they trying to tell me? It's been 34 years since they arrived on this planet. And not a day passes that the survivors, forced to live in barrier cities, do not live in fear. I have vowed to end that fear. I believe my dreams hold the key. I'm convinced that these dreams are some form of communication. The message still eludes me, but they're coming faster now, and that can only mean one thing: the Phantoms inside me are beginning to win.


[b]the last samurai[/b]
[i]Katsumoto[/i]: The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life.


[b]chungking express[/b]
[i]He Zhiwu, Cop 223[/i]: We're all unlucky in love sometimes. When I am, I go jogging. The body loses water when you jog, so you have none left for tears.


[b]kung fu hustle[/b]
[i]Sing's Sidekick[/i]: You gave him your life savings?
[i]Sing[/i]: Yes. I was saving to become a doctor or lawyer... but this was world peace.


[b]mulan[/b]
[i]Yao[/i]: I'll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I'll do it with my shirt *on*.


[b]edward scissorhands[/b]
[i]Officer Allen[/i]: Will he be OK, Doc?
[i]Psychologist[/i]: The years spent in isolation have not equipped him with the tools necessary to judge right from wrong. He's had no context. He's been completely without guidance. Furthermore, his work - the garden sculptures, hairstyles and so forth - indicate that he's a highly imaginative... uh... character. It seems clear that his awareness of what we call reality is radically underdeveloped.
[i]Officer Allen[/i]: But will he be all right out there?
[i]Psychologist[/i]: Oh yeah, he'll be fine.


[b]a bug's life[/b]
[i]Fly[/i]: Waiter, I'm in my soup.


[b]toy story[/b]
[i]Mr. Potato Head[/i]: How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
[i]Woody[/i]: It's not a laser. It's a little light that blinks.
[i]Hamm[/i]: What's wrong with him?
[i]Mr. Potato Head[/i]: Laser envy.


[b]yume[/b]
The past, present, and future. The thoughts and images of one man... for all men. One man's dreams... for every dreamer.

Bill: So Edward, did you have a productive day?
Edward: Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be. You could have a cosmetics counter.
Peg: Wouldn't that be great?
Bill: Great.
Edward: And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.
- [b]Edward Scissorhands[/b]


Susanna Kaysen: How am I supposed to recover when I don't even understand my disease?
- [b]Girl Interrupted[/b]

Paris Driver: Don't blind people usually wear dark glasses?
Blind Woman: Do they? I've never seen a blind person.

Yoyo: Get the fuck out of here! That's like you name your kid "Lampshade." Laaampshade, clean your room!
- [b]Night on Earth[/b]

Narrator: On September 3rd 1973, at 6:28pm and 32 seconds, a bluebottle fly capable of 14,670 wing beats a minute landed on Rue St Vincent, Montmartre. At the same moment, on a restaurant terrace nearby, the wind magically made two glasses dance unseen on a tablecloth. Meanwhile, in a 5th-floor flat, 28 Avenue Trudaine, Paris 9, returning from his best friend's funeral, Eugène Colère erased his name from his address book. At the same moment, a sperm with one X chromosome, belonging to Raphaël Poulain, made a dash for an egg in his wife Amandine. Nine months later, Amélie Poulain was born.
- [b]Amélie[/b]

[b]Grumiper Old Men[/b]

[i]Max Goldman [/i]([color=red][b]Walter Matthau[/b][/color]): "If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!"

i just saw a beautiful mind...
quotes


[i]John Nash[/i]: Hello, Martin.
[i]Martin Hansen[/i]: Jesus Christ.
[i]John Nash[/i]: No. I don't have that one. My savior complex takes a different form.


[i]Nash[/i]: [to Thomas King] I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to acknowledge them. Like a diet of the mind, I just choose not to indulge certain appetites; like my appetite for patterns; perhaps my appetite to imagine and to dream.

"Death awaits the over confindent" -Nel Zelpher from Star Ocean: Till The End Of Time

"Anything is possible through the eyes of a Fox" -my boyfriend Matt

I have more but I can't think of any more...

Gary I want you to suck my cock- Team America: World Police

From Waking Life:
Guy Forsyth: "The trick is to combine your waking rational abilities with the infinite possibilities of your dreams. Because, if you can do that, you can do anything."

Alex Jones: "What a bunch of garbage; liberal, democrat, conservative, republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me?... Resistance is not futile, we're gonna win this thing, humankind is too good, we're not a bunch of under-achievers! We're gonna stand up, and we're gonna be human beings. We're going to get fired up about the real things, the things that matter! Creativity, and the dynamic human spirit that refuses to submit."

From I heart Huckabees:

Albert Markovski: No, I'm not. I'm talking about not covering every square inch with houses and strip malls until you can't remember what happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk.
Bret: What happens in the meadow at dusk?
Albert Markovski: Everything.
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing.
Albert Markovski: Everything.
Mrs. Hooten: Nothing.
Albert Markovski: It's beautiful.
Tommy Corn: It's beautiful.

Vivian Jaffe: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Albert Markovski: No. Yes. Uh, time not space. No. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
Mr. Hooten: I want you sons of bitches out of my house now!
Tommy Corn: If Hitler were alive, he'd tell you not to think about oil.
Mrs. Hooten: *You're* the Hitler! We took a Sudanese refugee into our home!
Tommy Corn: You did. But how did Sudan happen, ma'am? Could it possibly be related to dictatorships that we support for some stupid reason?
Mr. Hooten: You shut up! You get out!
Tommy Corn: You shut up.
Tommy Corn: [speaking to albert] Come on. Let's get out of here.

[i]finding nemo[/i]

[b]Dory:[/b] I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.

[b]Pearl:[/b] You guys made me ink.

[i]napoleon dynamite[/i]

[b]Kip:[/b] Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.