Amazing... Someone did their homework on movie advertisement. I've never seen so much hype over something so unbelievable. I haven't even seen the movie yet, but I somehow give it two thumbs up. I've even seen people yelling the title of the movie out on public city streets, even people who wear the t-shirts, running around malls and stores.

Please, for the people here who have seen it. Give your opinion on how you think the movie was. Thanks in advance.

havent seen it either. but i just wanna say that the song is fantastic. XD

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my friend told me abou it yesterday....his quote more or less:
"it was the best movie ever. it was so amazingly bad..."

and another one of my friends said a litle while ago:
"if you go to watch it [at the midnight showing], make sure you're completely hammered or else it will suck."

sounds like a fun movie to me

yeah... i heard it was bad, too.

and wasnt jackson saying last year stuff like, "there will be no movie better than snakes on a plane! and the only way there will be a movie that is better is if i decide to make one!" or something along those lines?

[quote="lmd2131"]and wasnt jackson saying last year stuff like, "there will be no movie better than snakes on a plane! and the only way there will be a movie that is better is if i decide to make one!" or something along those lines?[/quote]

"No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Muthafuckin' Snakes on Mo' Muthafuckin' Planes."

2006 MTV Movie Awards

Not that I saw it, the quote is on Wikipedia.

I saw the movie. It was funny as hell. Me and my friend were just being asshats and talking during the whole thing (but noone was there really, so, we weren't interrupting to bad.)

Let's just say
Good parts of the movie (partially spoilers?):
Unintentional comedy
Boobies
Kenan+Samuel L. Jackson
Snakes
Planes
Fat ladies being sexually pleasured by snakes

Bad parts:
Some of it just didn't make any fucking sense.
[b][i][u]SPOILER[/u][/i][/b] 1)Why the fuck did that TRIPLE G dude throw such a fricking hissy fit? Seriously? That was just a wtf moment. Then he calmed down because Kenan was like "LOLDUDEWEVEBEENFRIENDSFOREVS". 2)How the fuck did they allow a harpoon gun onto the plane?! SERIOUSLY! You can't even wear shirts with Arabic writing on them at airports anymore, why do they get to bring harpoons? 3)How the hell did that guy get all the snakes? Also, why was the illegal snake trader running right away? Couldn't the agent guy just have like.. well I don't know... let him stay out of jail in exchange for the anti-venom? Furthermore, how the hell did the agent PERFECTLY shoot him so that he wouldn't die right away. 4)How the fuck do you disguise putting an anaconda on a plane?[/i]

/spoiler

Also, another bad part=NOT ENOUGH SNAKES. NOT ENOUGH PLANES.






Overall, it's a great movie to see with a group of friends in theatres.

[quote="h2orowe"]Unintentional comedy
Boobies
Kenan+Samuel L. Jackson
Snakes
Planes
Fat ladies being sexually pleasured by snakes[/quote]

Heh, what more could you want?

Thanks for the review by the way H2orowe, that's exactly what I was looking for.

Saw it last week. Fucking fantastic! Loved every fucking second of those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane!!!

[quote]1)Why the fuck did that TRIPLE G dude throw such a fricking hissy fit?[/quote]

He was a germaphobe and people were too close to him and getting sick. People develop OCDs and freak out all the time.


[quote]2)How the fuck did they allow a harpoon gun onto the plane?![/quote]

I believe it was in the cargo hold. Airports are much more lenient with things in the cargo rather than carry-ons. If you have proper documentation you could probably transport swords and other weapons too.

[quote]3)How the hell did that guy get all the snakes? Also, why was the illegal snake trader running right away? Couldn't the agent guy just have like.. well I don't know... let him stay out of jail in exchange for the anti-venom? Furthermore, how the hell did the agent PERFECTLY shoot him so that he wouldn't die right away[/quote]

Mike Tyson used to keep full grown tigers as pets. International animal smuggling is fairly common. And the guy sold poisonous snakes to a well-known gangster and murderer; aiding and abetting isn't exactly a small crime. As for getting all those snakes on the plane, I have no clue. That's just typical Hollywood reality gaps where the audience has to suspend common sense for the story to keep moving.


The movie wasn't that bad. It just relied too much on surprising the audience with snakes popping on to the screen and attacking out of nowhere. Samuel L. Jackson was kind of disappointing though. I was hoping he'd act more like Jules from Pulp Fiction and curse and yell a lot more.

[quote="Etsureki Tsukurite"][quote="h2orowe"]Unintentional comedy
Boobies
Kenan+Samuel L. Jackson
Snakes
Planes
Fat ladies being sexually pleasured by snakes[/quote]

Heh, what more could you want?

Thanks for the review by the way H2orowe, that's exactly what I was looking for.[/quote]
No problem, haha, glad to be of help. 8D

[quote="Busterken"][quote]1)Why the fuck did that TRIPLE G dude throw such a fricking hissy fit?[/quote]

He was a germaphobe and people were too close to him and getting sick. People develop OCDs and freak out all the time.
[/quote]
Ahh, I didn't realize he was a germaphobe. Now that I think about it, it makes sense.

[quote="Busterken"]
[quote]2)How the fuck did they allow a harpoon gun onto the plane?![/quote]

I believe it was in the cargo hold. Airports are much more lenient with things in the cargo rather than carry-ons. If you have proper documentation you could probably transport swords and other weapons too.
[/quote]
Ahh, I thought they'd be like LOL NO TERRORISTS USE HARPPOON GUNS RAWR. I think it's just lame that someone can't wear a t-shirt with Arabic on it, yet they can bring a harpoon gun on a plane. -_-;

[quote="Busterken"]
[quote]3)How the hell did that guy get all the snakes? Also, why was the illegal snake trader running right away? Couldn't the agent guy just have like.. well I don't know... let him stay out of jail in exchange for the anti-venom? Furthermore, how the hell did the agent PERFECTLY shoot him so that he wouldn't die right away[/quote]

Mike Tyson used to keep full grown tigers as pets. International animal smuggling is fairly common. And the guy sold poisonous snakes to a well-known gangster and murderer; aiding and abetting isn't exactly a small crime. As for getting all those snakes on the plane, I have no clue. That's just typical Hollywood reality gaps where the audience has to suspend common sense for the story to keep moving.
[/quote]
Ahh, I see. xD It was just funny.



Man, I want to see this movie again.